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A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.
Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.
by Scott March 01, 2005
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