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A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.

I Married a Berkowitz

Berkowitz by Niqqawithaq August 3, 2011

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Berkowitz

Jerking off while looking in the mirror.

Tommy likes to give himself a berkowitz before he goes out.

Berkowitz by elborrito April 4, 2011

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Berkowitz

A short little faggot

That kid is such a berkowitz

Berkowitz by Dick dixk September 8, 2021

Daisy Berkowitz

Real name: Scott Putesky. Marilyn Manson's original green-haired guitarist and the co-founder of the band. In typical rock 'n roll fashion, he and Mr. Manson (then Brian Warner) met at a party way back when they were still a pair of skinny geeks, founded a band together, got pissed at each other for a variety of reasons right before said band got really big and now take pleasure filing lawsuits and vilifying each other in print. Fun!

Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the former Daisy Berkowitz in 2004 for releasing old Spooky Kids demos.

Daisy Berkowitz by heartless cynic January 19, 2006

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Mark Berkowitz

A bald man with a shiny head and love for ducks.

Did you see that duck collection, I swear he's a Mark Berkowitz

Mark Berkowitz by YummyKKKFC November 24, 2017

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Full Berkowitz

To go full Berkowitz is to say something so spectacularly stupid, so utterly devoid of reason and logic, so completely disconnected from reality, that it could only have come from the mouth of Garry Berkowitz.

"all white people are inescapably racist (myself included)"
"Dude you just went full Berkowitz"

Full Berkowitz by Assailent May 28, 2020

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benyowitzed

The act of getting fucked up beyond repair.

We said we weren't gonna drink but ended up getting benyowitzed.

benyowitzed by Mandlebucci October 3, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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