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A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.
I Married a Berkowitz
by Niqqawithaq August 02, 2011
Jerking off while looking in the mirror.
Tommy likes to give himself a berkowitz before he goes out.
by elborrito March 19, 2011