Benner 

(v)-the act of texting a female after 2 a.m. asking if they want to cuddle.

Hey, did you hear that Dan is gunna Benner Ashley tonight by asking if she wants to lay down and watch a movie?

Benner by sprtsman63 July 26, 2012

Benner Ball Sack Chomper 

The act of sticking ones penis between the high hat symbols of a drum set, then your partner clamps down on your dick.

Travis Barker loves a Benner Ball Sack Chomper

Benner Ball Sack Chomper by Balllllllllz September 26, 2009

pulling a benner

to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.

guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.

pulling a benner by asseyes42 April 29, 2011

Jacob Benner 

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:

Jacob Benner by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011

maggie benner 

A girl who will get smart with you fast. A girl that's pretty inside and out. A girl that's very smart. A girl that's heart gets broken hurts very fast. A girl who falls in love. Be glad you have maggie. If you date her cherish her and keep her forever. Your a lucky guy.

Maggie benner is very smart and intelligent

maggie benner by Amber bennet January 22, 2018

beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew

(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.

“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020