Person 1: Hey it’s that Benji kid.
Person2: Yeah he used to be pretty nice but now he’s kind of a dick in every way possible.
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: well that’s a bit unfortunate.
Person2: Yeah he used to be pretty nice but now he’s kind of a dick in every way possible.
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: well that’s a bit unfortunate.
by Yobenjireallyhurtsomeone December 8, 2021
A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....
Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.
by Devon March 23, 2005
The Most Stupid Ass Person to Ever have walked Planet Earth Usually Has A Penis Around 30cm-1in
He wished He Had A Dick Bigger Then 9-16in
He wished He Had A Dick Bigger Then 9-16in
Benji Has A small Dick!!
by Josiah Guzman February 19, 2019
by Mynamejeff92y4o2 October 4, 2017
a monkey
Person 1: Hey is that a idiot primate monkey who is worse than a rat??
Person 2: No that’s just benji
Person 2: No that’s just benji
by FactsAndLogic May 20, 2020
A Beaver kid that is VERY VERY annoying. He also screams “Mangy Mutt” and “GO TO NEW YORK” to his friends. Benji also has a crush on Vivian Graham and thinks Julia has big feet. He also has a Fortnite Problem
by Little Lemmy February 27, 2019