Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin 

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

Slapping Ben Franklin 

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

Slapping Ben Franklin by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

The Ben Franklin 

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).

I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

The Ben Franklin by facerides on the disco stick August 6, 2009

Ben Franklin-Hodge 

jesus christ what a fucking

Alfie: ayo bruh Ben Franklin-Hodge check
Tim: yuh

JJ: *gets in a gay relationship with Matthew*

Ben Franklin-Hodge by futureloverofdanssister May 9, 2021

handshake the ben franklin 

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

handshake the ben franklin by Martinz January 27, 2008

Ben Franklin 

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

Ben Franklin by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008

ben franklin 

ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.

p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"

ben franklin by geoffk January 9, 2006