Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.
I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.
Masturbation and potato chips.
I really feel like doing some mashatato.
When one thinks he is penatrating a pussy, but he really has his gonzo in between her butt cheeks.
Suzie: Is it in yet?
Tom: Im already done. Was it good for you?
Suzie: Why are my butt cheeks sticking together?
Tom: Fuck! I totatlly chasztered you.
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