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Benaddiction

An addiction involving a man named Ben that can only be cured via a verbal spiritual blessing (benediction).
Ben Affleck is so hot in “Armageddon.” I have a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking October 20, 2021

Benaddiction

1. The fact or condition of being addicted to a man named Ben.

2. A biopsychosocial disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli with a person named Ben despite adverse consequences.
Did you see the way Jen was all over her new boyfriend, Ben? She has a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking November 17, 2021

Benedetti Curse 

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.
“Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
Benedetti Curse by Itallianbella November 6, 2018

Benedouche

A male fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

The male counterpart to a Cumberbitch.
Josh: Cumberbatch is amazing!
Craig: You must be a Cumberbitch
Josh: No you fool! I'm simply a Benedouche.
A beedLoh is simply beedLoh. Nothing more or nothing less.
Justin: Jonathan is a beedLoh
Jonathan: No u
beedLoh by beedLoh March 4, 2019
One who is extremely fucking stupid, gullible, and dumb
Breuhh Sarahs so beedious. Did you see her rip that juul from the wrong end?
Beedious by lil sig April 28, 2020