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Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.
John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!
Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021
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An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.
Bro what happened to you last night?”

“No idea man I Beneyamed so tough.”
Beneyam by GrumboSlayer May 19, 2019

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.
Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!
Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020

benelous 

-adjective
Benevolent jealousy. Feeling goodwill and happiness for someone because of that person's success, or advantages WHILE simultaneously desiring the same success or advantages (often followed by "of")
I am so benelous of her new 6-figure job in Hawaii.
benelous by kkp March 17, 2008

bendelacreme 

(or Dela) A beautiful and talented drag queen that was voted miss congeniality of season 6 of Rupauls drag race. She is known for her visual similarity with judge Michelle visage, outstanding performance of Dame Maggie Smith of the snatch game and for saying things such as "We originated the language!" and "Libations flavoured with citrus, can you imagine such a thing?!" , And her Beautiful burlesque-ish looks on the main stage. She is known as one of the most controversial queens on the show after sparking online outrage after her elimination to Darienne Lake.
Bendelacreme should have won season 6 , Dela is the best queen of all
two swisher sweets put together to make 1 big blunt.
i roll up a beela, that's two swisher sweets...
WE BLOWIN PURP FOREVER!!!
Beela by Abayman March 23, 2009

bevelanche

1. The result of trying to get the last bit of a drink out of a cup filled with ice by upending it. Typically this involves the ice, which up until that moment had remained faithfully stuck to the bottom of the cup decides to let go, spilling ice all over your face.

2. When you try to quickly pour the remaining contents of a drink into your mouth, but misjudge the amount left by just enough to overfill and spill on your face.
1. Chris Johnson just got caught in a bevelanche with his iced Mountain Dew. Doh!
bevelanche by J e r e m y February 14, 2008