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A cross between a Bellend and a Fuckwit. A poor excuse of a human being. Embarrassing to look at, listen to or be around.
Rosie Webster is a right Bellwit.
Bellwit by Plebbhead October 26, 2011
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Belltit cocker 

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits
''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!
Belltit cocker by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

ballwithauthority 

went to sleep and had dream I went to heaven and GOD told me to return to earth and BallWithAuthority!!!

BallWithAuthority Nation 

A Nation Full Of Followers

Of GOD

Threw Christ JESUS Our Lord And Savior
Blessed With Righteous Authority From The Heavens Above✍🏾🤲🏾🤝✋⚓🧬🔗📿🛐♾️
Great Beginnings Beloved
Be Born Again (Baptized)
And Accept Christ JESUS
As Your Lord And Savior
So That You May Be Blessed With Authority
In BallWithAuthority Nation🤝🕊️🦋🤞🏾🤞🏾👑✍🏾♾️🛐🔗🧬⚓☮️

belliterance

The belligerently intentional misreading of an email message to buy time, avoid work, or otherwise cause confusion.
Joe's belliterance saved the department from months of work.
belliterance by LM Shelley October 4, 2008

bellwether 

As a verb, to check out library books that one has no interest in reading so as to create a false impression of demand. From the novella Bellwether, by Connie Willis, where the protagonist routinely checks out copies of classic literature that she has already read, and frequently owns, after finding that the library was discarding copies of Dickens because of a lack of circulation. Similar to phyrangulation/freeping, but offline.
I only picked up Ragged Dick because I was bellwethering at the beginning of the alphabet, but I got bored and started reading it, and now I've got the rest of Alger's stuff on hold.
bellwether by TychaBrahe March 22, 2011
In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe
bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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