Bellwit 

A cross between a Bellend and a Fuckwit. A poor excuse of a human being. Embarrassing to look at, listen to or be around.

Rosie Webster is a right Bellwit.

Bellwit by Plebbhead October 26, 2011

Belltit cocker 

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

Belltit cocker by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

ballwithauthority 

A GOD Given Great Nation.

went to sleep and had dream I went to heaven and GOD told me to return to earth and BallWithAuthority!!!

ballwithauthority by SoloTheGreat August 4, 2018

BallWithAuthority Nation 

A Nation Full Of Followers

Of GOD

Threw Christ JESUS Our Lord And Savior
Blessed With Righteous Authority From The Heavens Above✍🏾🤲🏾🤝✋⚓🧬🔗📿🛐♾️

Great Beginnings Beloved
Be Born Again (Baptized)
And Accept Christ JESUS
As Your Lord And Savior
So That You May Be Blessed With Authority
In BallWithAuthority Nation🤝🕊️🦋🤞🏾🤞🏾👑✍🏾♾️🛐🔗🧬⚓☮️

BallWithAuthority Nation by Chief Prince TheGreat October 24, 2022

belliterance

The belligerently intentional misreading of an email message to buy time, avoid work, or otherwise cause confusion.

Joe's belliterance saved the department from months of work.

belliterance by LM Shelley October 4, 2008

bellwether 

As a verb, to check out library books that one has no interest in reading so as to create a false impression of demand. From the novella Bellwether, by Connie Willis, where the protagonist routinely checks out copies of classic literature that she has already read, and frequently owns, after finding that the library was discarding copies of Dickens because of a lack of circulation. Similar to phyrangulation/freeping, but offline.

I only picked up Ragged Dick because I was bellwethering at the beginning of the alphabet, but I got bored and started reading it, and now I've got the rest of Alger's stuff on hold.

bellwether by TychaBrahe March 22, 2011

bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.

Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe

bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013