girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"
...
and the bellend is put in boxers!!
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"
...
and the bellend is put in boxers!!
by RachJessSunny February 16, 2009
(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.
"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
by fasc February 1, 2007
by Bob March 21, 2005
love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.
ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.
by OhLookWhosAPratNotMe January 9, 2005
bellend is the penis
by charles drapeer November 25, 2003