Well this girl could possibly be one of the best things that ever happen to anyone. I remember so so long ago reading things about belgians with her on this site and now when she comes to this site she can read her very own special definition.

A Belgian girl is a wonderful, lovely and intelligent person who loves with their entire heart. They have the best sex and always know how to make you smile. Hotels at college are a general idea of a fun getaway and sushi is a delight to most of these girls. But one of them will love you no matter what and always give her all. Love youuu
That Belgian girl gave me a boner.
That girl is Belgian.
by Daniel Catania October 31, 2007
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1. An insult to anyone not of belgian nationality. In one sense, it can be meant as a contradiction in terms if not speaking about a belgian.

2. Refers to a belgian's lack of motivation and ingenuity. (see belgian) Rather than coming up with a response in defense of belgian character, the belgians just click dislike.
In rare cases, a belgian will proceed to do urban dictionary ad hominem, thus displaying the extent of belgian spirit. Sources speculate that Belgium was made head of the EU for the sole purpose of giving belgians some motivation to try to correct ths issue... however, it did not. Europe continues to pity its beer, waffle, and chocolate addicted, cynical second cousin.
1. Jean: "Tom just insulted my mom on facebook. I would reply, but I really don't feel like putting in the effort to type something back or to to come up something nonetheless."
Paul: "Damn Jean, since when did you get a belgian spirit?"
Jean:(sleeping)
Paul: Now, that's belgian spirit!

2. belgian: "Damn there are only insults under the term belgian on UD."

Nederlander: "Hey, maybe you should type up something in defense of the term belgian."

belgian: "Naw, that would take too much time I'll just click dislike."
Nederlander: "you're not going to do anything more than that?"

belgian: "You're right I should go and dislike all the author's definitions."

Nederlander: "You're seriously not going to write a response?"
belgian: "I already said no. Get off my back its been like twenty minutes since I've had waffles, chocolate or beer."

Nederlander: "Is that all you consume?"
belgian: "Yeah, my girlfriend likes it when I give her belgian showers.
Nederlander: "Sick fucking belgian!"
belgian: (sleeping)
Nederlander: Now that's belgian spirit!
by dah Bodawg January 21, 2011
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When you sit across a girls face and let your "spuds o' love" cover her eyes and pop your man-meast in her mouth at the same time.
I gave her a Belgian Blindfold last night. she didn't even see it coming
by spider_bifida November 13, 2009
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the act of concentrated male masturbation

bully the Belgian, bullying the Belgian
after a rough night with little success. all he wanted to do was to bully the Belgian
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Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.
Johnny did the dirty belgian, conned Tracy into bed before she found out about it
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A Belgian Bill is where you fornicate with yourself using frozen faeces for anal pleasure.
You've been Belgian Billed
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Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot
by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022
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