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Belangie 

A muti-purpose noun/verb used to describe both positive and negative aspects of the life of a true waste.
I'm trying to get Belangied tonight, how about you?

Dude I Belangied her for about 3 hours last night!

I was so Belangied last night that I Belangied all over the bathroom, sorry man.

I caught road Belangies from this slut on the way over here.

Let's go over to the freshman dorms and try to catch a late night Belangie.

That girl over there is a good ten pounds over weight, but I would still Belangie her.

She's no prize but if I was really Belangied I would probably Belangie her.

After she was done giving me a Belangie I gave her a sweet Belang shot.
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belangero 

fucking someone in there ass while they are takeing a shit.
"i gave my mom a belangero and she couldnt shit right for a week"
belangero by brookeconn March 23, 2005
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Belange's are only a few in the world and are very rare to come by. Without a doubt, they tend to be the sweetest people you will ever meet, they have just the biggest of hearts. They will take your girl guaranteed with their sweet talk and charm. Although they are not usually fighters or violent so to speak, they get their ways. They genuinely care for others and often times put them first, you will most definitely be lucky to befriend one. They are slow and passionate kissers and will almost always satisfy a women in bed. They don't ask for much, they only want real love and loyalty.
Awe Belange, you're sooo sweet!
Belange by love_lust May 27, 2020
A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.
Girl: wow look at Belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!
Belanger by Skrillexchick!@# December 27, 2011
One who is the most vile scum of the earth. Someone who is evil, and should be regarded as inconsequential. A downright, no good, ugly, cum guzzling cunt.
"Oh shit, here comes the Devil again."

"You mean that Belanger over there?"

"Yeah. She's the most repulsive human I've ever set my eyes on."
Belanger by 4Truth January 8, 2012

belangered 

1. If someone really annoys you, you got belangered.

2. If some types a message missing any grammar he belangered the entire universe.
{2.} "Not Spam" -> "BELANGERED!"
belangered by TuturMaybe September 8, 2017
To break something.

Can be used in the past tense or present tense.
David BELANGED the movie in class today.

Stop BELANGING my heart.

Jon will BELANG the salad tongs.
Belanging by 1234lold December 12, 2017