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Beetleing 

Beetleing is a colloquial term which is used when reffering to sex. Most commonly used when one reffers to a quickie!
Rory - "See that elaine - she'd get a right beetleing!!"
John - "Nah the only one who would get a beetleing is that Jill!"
Alexander - "You guys got it all wrong, Lynne would get a beetleing"
Peter - "What about me???"
Beetleing by Rory1992 November 2, 2007
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Beetleing Around 

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut
someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"
Beetleing Around by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010

veetleing 

Mike has been veetleing all day and ignored his work.
veetleing by kewlcanon January 27, 2011

beatlingual 

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.
Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.
beatlingual by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015
Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.
Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.
Beeting by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009

Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.
Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.
Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Beatlering 

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.
1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?
Beatlering by yakumara July 18, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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