2 definitions by Rory1992

A common word used in Scotland, deep in the Highlands. 'Jube' can be defined as a word that can fit any sentance. However, it is mostly used as a replacement for the word 'not' in a joke form. Jube is a very hard word to define but perhaps the examples will see you through...
Rory: Peter, this suit is black....jube.
Peter: Rory are you drunk??
Rory: Jube aye, not on a school day.
Peter: See thst new car of mine its a beast
Rory:JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
by Rory1992 December 20, 2007
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Beetleing is a colloquial term which is used when reffering to sex. Most commonly used when one reffers to a quickie!
Rory - "See that elaine - she'd get a right beetleing!!"
John - "Nah the only one who would get a beetleing is that Jill!"
Alexander - "You guys got it all wrong, Lynne would get a beetleing"
Peter - "What about me???"
by Rory1992 October 18, 2007
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