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Beejuaned 

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.
Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!
Beejuaned by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010
Related Words

bearijuana 

A certain type of weed only distributed within the locals of St. Joseph, Michigan. Named after the local high school, St. Joseph Bears, this dank ass shit is the best in the Southwest (Michigan).
"Yo that shit was powaful. What wuddat?"-Black Kid
"That shit is St. Joe's best! It's Bearijuana!"-White Kid
bearijuana by Koyn Kolekta March 13, 2009

Beervana 

A nickname for Portland, Oregon due to the plethora of craft breweries, brewpubs, and beer culture. Fine craft beer is everywhere, even in the dives.
"This summer I hope to go to Beervana!"
Beervana by madhatter99 January 30, 2010

beervana 

A brief moment in time after you have had a few beers.You suddenly are able to shoot pool, or darts like a pro. Some where between the 3rd and 6th bevrage.
Dude you rock at pool. Nah it's just beervana.
beervana by BDEF262 August 24, 2010

BERGUANAL 

"BRO, THAT GUY WAS BERGUANALING IT WITH THOSE BITCHES IN THE FERRARI"
BERGUANAL by LONA June 12, 2012

Beeranaids 

After a few beers, things start sounding good.
Karaoke sounded really good last night! Really dude, you must have worn your beeranaids!
Beeranaids by Drummasterk December 20, 2016