Beer batter 

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

Beer batter by bluecows February 18, 2009

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

Beer Battered by David From Austin October 1, 2007

beer battered strawberry starfish 

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

beer battered strawberry starfish by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

Beer Battered Perch 

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

Beer Battered Perch by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Beer Dick Bater 

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

Beer Dick Bater by Mark19 August 20, 2008

banter and beer 

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

banter and beer by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016