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1) beefhoss = a person of colossally caricatured large, squarish, muscular proportions... oftentimes emitting an aura of indomitable physical power and endurance.

2) Beefhoss = Chicago-area superhero ally to Captain Fuck Yes in his quest to vanquish bad times and The Crimson Pope
1) beefhoss...

Friend #1: "Holy crap! Did you ever see the Governor of California before he was governor? He was huge!"

Friend #2: "Yea, but he'll never look like the Hulk would in real life... Hulk's a frickin' beefhoss, yo!"

2) Beefhoss...

"Shit! This party sucks... we need someone to save it! But if Captain Fuck Yes isn't here to stop The Crimson Pope, maybe Beefhoss can help us?!!?"
by oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 05, 2009

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