squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 10, 2021

big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

Beefer

A day or activity that was long and/or extremely busy.

Work today was an absolute beefer.

by Empress Shadow The Fluffy May 12, 2022

Beefer

A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.

“I’m on the Beefer tonight “
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”

by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020

BEEFERS

A beefer is someone who gets joy out of pulling peoples hairs directly off their scalp. Its considered to be a form of torture even though some people find it very pleasurable. The word "beefers" was created by a parxie named adel.

WATCH OUT!!! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING BEEFERS OH SHIT THEYRE ON THE HUNT NOOO

by LETTUCEY May 24, 2021

Beefer

A bandwagoner who's perspective is easily fed by common media, building more 'beef' into an opinion, even if it is highly uneducated. In other words, somebody who literally does not know what they're talking about.

"Screw you, beefer! You don't even know what you're talking about."

by Quiblym January 20, 2022