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4 definitions by Longfur

cumquistador

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night

by Longfur September 10, 2021

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squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 10, 2021

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splugebob

I had to cum but only had a sponge so I named it splugebob

by Longfur September 10, 2021

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cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her

Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando

by Longfur September 10, 2021

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