People with bovine prototypical properties.
Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?
by the Beefer August 25, 2009
a word used to describe people with extremely large breasts
(lady walks past) she has beefers!!
by Allan Galeziewski June 23, 2007
1. A person who tries to beef up his chode.
2. A person who says that they are good at something but actually they suck at it.
3. A stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel.
Marco is a beefer because he wants an even bigger chode. (defenition #1)

Andrew Mcmerty is a beefer. He thinks he can beat me in Super Smash Bros. Melee. What a stupid bitch. (defenition #2)

Sarah Mcmerty is a beefer. She is a stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel. So is Trey Whitesides, he is a beefer because he is a stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel.
by SSgokou9 February 16, 2004
to crack-ass with substance
After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.
by disco July 29, 2003
Someone who eats nonstop and looks like a little ball of fun!
Austin is such a beefers!!
by Josephina Molina September 27, 2010
A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.
Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
by cunigs July 23, 2009
Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
by El Duce November 06, 2004

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