1. A person who tries to beef up his chode.
2. A person who says that they are good at something but actually they suck at it.
3. A stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel.
Marco is a beefer because he wants an even bigger chode. (defenition #1)

Andrew Mcmerty is a beefer. He thinks he can beat me in Super Smash Bros. Melee. What a stupid bitch. (defenition #2)

Sarah Mcmerty is a beefer. She is a stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel. So is Trey Whitesides, he is a beefer because he is a stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel.
by SSgokou9 February 16, 2004
A noisy and sulfurous fart.
This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
to crack-ass with substance
After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.
by disco July 29, 2003
People with bovine prototypical properties.
Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?
by the Beefer August 25, 2009
Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.
Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!
by El Duce November 06, 2004
adj.
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).
1. HOLY SHIT! That chick on the softball team is a frieken BEEFER! Watch out!
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.
by Andrea August 07, 2004
looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.
jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!
by jess October 19, 2003

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