To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.
Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.
by Floydtibbs April 05, 2009
Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".
Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?
by Alice Kramden July 23, 2010
A party held on the Saturday before Easter. Usually involves drinking Beast (Milwaukee's Best) and a Beaster Egg hunt:

Hidden cans of beer that you must finish before moving on to the next, or bottles filled with mystery beers and shots that are numbered, so at the end you can find out what you drank.

This tradition originated in Berks County, Pa in 2003.
Happy Beaster" or "Did you hear she got knocked up at Beaster last month?
by The Originator of Beaster April 20, 2011
An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"
Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!
by beasterbunny February 11, 2010
When your birthday falls on Easter Sunday
"Happy B-easter!"

"Thanks man! I got chocolate eggs and presents- great huh?!"
by Baaaabes April 13, 2009
An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.
Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.
by Walter S. March 04, 2008
Canibus Sativa Indica buds sold in the continental United States on a wholesale scale by Triads gangs operating between Vancouver, Seattle, and San Fransisco, for recreational use, because it is almost useless as medical marijuana. Beasters originates as very well grown BC Bud, from British Columbia, in southwest Canada, an area that has developed in the last half-century to produce copious amounts of quickly grown dense and dank indica nugget for Canada and America's West Coast. This dank indica is shaken over screens to remove its kief in order to make hash. The Triads sell the hash for top dollar, and then treat the garbage bud to fool the buyer, and toss it over the border fence into northern washington state. The triads drive up from Frisco and pick it up in the woods, selling it as medical bud to unsuspecting teenagers all over the country. Dont try and find it, they'll shoot you...

DONT BUY BEASTERS. You are supporting gang activity, and the desecration of a totally useful medicine. Its not as bad as mersh schwag, which is grow by mexican slaves under cartel control, but its worse quality, which much degradation, and hardly any THC, or anything, but grass, left.
Like Beasters!
by Jah Rastafari420 February 27, 2011

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