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Barbaculate 

The act of ejaculating upon a barbecue, lit or unlit. This activity is most commonly performed in Scotland as an act of love towards out door cooking, or as an act of revenge against a rival
"Kiera, did you just barbaculate on my new barbecue?!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT BWOIII!"
Barbaculate by thejagerage January 16, 2011

Earjaculate 

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.
Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!
Earjaculate by Pete616 November 14, 2010

beejaculate 

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.
You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!
beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Barfjaculate

When you have such an insane orgasm you vomit profusely.
Dude that doggystyle was so crazy I actually barfjaculated all over her back i feel so bad
Barfjaculate by jaredmyers April 22, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026