When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
by KLynne February 14, 2014
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.
Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.
Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.
Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
by Nelsin August 14, 2018
Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
by 6piece November 19, 2007
yeah it's a vag.
i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.
i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.
by sam November 3, 2004
by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007