A facial accessory
that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal
and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard
since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs
and perhaps have a life of their own. The most
famous example of this caliber of facial hair
is Chuck Norris
Don't fuck with
Rob, he's had the beard since
he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.
His beard goes clubbing every
night after he goes to sleep and comes
back in the morning to wake him up.