Refers to an overbearing, obscure, sadistic, cynical, Communistic, uncharitable wanker. Usually a massive Grammar Nazi, sometimes a titsponge.
"Christ be damned, your such a Beans these days."
"It's YOU'RE, not YOUR---you moron."
by Juicebox 23 October 3, 2008
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Retard, downy, rasberry ripple, dumbass, idiot, spak, spastic, timmy!

pornounced : Beanschhh (like a retard)
by tittytomtom April 19, 2006
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A Wonderful Young Boy

Something random to yell at people on the street

word to insert into any song
Swig: Beans is a wonderful young boy

If you're driving down the street and you see an old lady, or anybody really, yell BEANS!!!!

such as in the song Dance Dance by Fallout Boy: Beans Beans, Beans Beans Beans Beans Beans Beans Beans
by Swig June 27, 2006
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The phenomena known as beans. To be in a state of mind that is not known to the individual, unless called out. Can be used as a verb, adjective, Proper noun, noun, or any other form thought of.
Beans just beaned so hard
Beans is beaning
Your about to get beaned on
Are you beaning?
Beanus Williams, congratulations on winning Wimbledon.
by Kang just banged Beans December 17, 2008
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Beanz meanz Heinz (German) - Beans means Heinz
by BeanzMeanzHeinz October 29, 2018
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(Adjective) describes something amazing or great. Usually used in a casual context. Derived from the phrase “cool beans.”

Can also be used to describe something easy or uncomplicated.
“That party’s gonna be beans, so hyped.”
“That test was beans, can’t believe I was so stressed!”
by TheBinHotel December 4, 2017
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