Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg September 22, 2015

Bosnian bean bag

When a female/male grabs the males testicles and wraps her/his thumb and pointer finger around the base and has both balls squeezed out the top of their hand. She/he then proceeds to bop both testies with the palm of their other hand.

When Esma went over to her boyfriends house he asked her to give him a bosnian bean bag. He was in for quite a surprise when she aggressively grabbed his testicles and showed him a good time.

by Gujeps August 4, 2021

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite February 29, 2012

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.

"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.

by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 19, 2019