(adj) a f*cking douchebag/asshole in a BMW who drives as if he owns the road, but unaware that rather than being admired, he's being flipped off by every surrounding driver and pedestrian within a 5 mile radius.
1) -gets cut off by a BMW-
Man, what a freaking beamer.
2) "What kind of driver is Larry?" "He's a beamer"
Man, what a freaking beamer.
2) "What kind of driver is Larry?" "He's a beamer"
by slovaniktwist January 13, 2011
by Gregboi June 24, 2005
by rockstar777 September 19, 2007
Someone who is controlled, manipulated, or otherwise abused by perpetrators of electronic mind control.
I think Ted Kacyznski was a beamer, I heard he was in MK ULTRA or something. OMG now I'm in MK too! dude.. our government is evil....
by click! June 8, 2009
If you’re a beamer boy you ask yo girl to be a beamer girl so you guys could be a cute ass beamer couple.
“I wish i was his beamer girl”
by baddestbitchoutchea February 10, 2018