Beam Team 

A drinking game in which multiple teams of 5 people (though girls count as 1/2 a person) compete to finish a handle (1.75L) of Jim Beam bourbon. This equates to each person drinking about 12 ounces of liquor or 8 shots, so exercise caution. This is a great way to start a party because everyone who participated will be totally smashed, and the spectators will be in awe and want to play drinking games as well.

Rules:
1. Get it in your body any way possible. You can mix it with coke or drink it straight.
2. You may only puke 30 minutes after you finish to be considered a true victor
3. Record holders can call themselves the "Dream Beam Team"

Me and my bros finished the Beam Team in 4 minutes and 54 seconds. Those older guys were pissed we smashed the old house record.

Beam Team by IdontPuke July 25, 2011

Beam-Team 

a tag team duo of shimbazzlers that attend the University of Kentucky and tend to smash bottles of Jim Beam to the face with out reason, pay, or explanation with furious and tenatious speed and superior tactics.

Person: Yo mouse, we should challenge those shimbazzlers to a drink off.

Person 2: Are you serious man? Thats the Beam-Team!

Beam-Team by Swedish Grundig June 28, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004