Beadle

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About

"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."

by Nothingtown December 29, 2016

Beadled

To have receive oral sex from the husband or boyfriend of a girl you just had sex with until you ejactulate in their mouth.

"oh yeah man after I got done with her, he totally beadled me!"

by josh Reinke January 29, 2010

beadle

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"

by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006

Beadle

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!

by Homer J Simpson January 04, 2005

beadle

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

by john-I February 19, 2004

Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

Beadled it

Beadle

Beadled it: To mess up in the workplace, To fail any task or objective, State of confusion.

by VincentLdN June 24, 2020