bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

Bead

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest

Jack your such a bead!

What a bead!

by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019

bead

see thot, hoe, piece, biddy

"that girl was so drunk and stupid last night"
"yeah man, what a bead"

by Officer.falcon January 11, 2019

Beads

An object that all saxophone players love

Saxophone player: with all the beads I can destroy the universe

by Sax it up🎷 December 6, 2019

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022

circul beads

Fork is circular beads. No cap.

Have you heard of circul beads?
Yeah, I've heard of Fork

by TealBubbleTea November 30, 2021