The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
by Willack August 22, 2008
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When a well-endowed girl runs and bounces everywhere, as in the show Baywatch, which is famous for it's female swimsuit clad actresses running (and bouncing) in slow motion.
Also, baywatch moment.
As soon as Shirley starts running in that attire, she's definitely gonna pull a baywatch!
by PhlegmJargonBoobleFace June 28, 2007
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Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
by world March 22, 2005
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This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.
"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."
by PedroXL September 30, 2006
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