Baxter

A person who has no friends, yet believes themself to be your friend despite verbal and physical signals. A Baxter is also somebody who smokes your bud even though they havent put in for it.

"Man, Rich is such a Baxter"

by Simon Nell February 1, 2007

Baxter

Baxter is a black and brown vicious dog with an amazing family side of him Baxter is also very protective for his owner as he growls when someone comes near his owner he also scratches his belly on his bed aka shag

Look at that doggyyy he must be a baxter

by shanaepissedherpants.xo November 4, 2018

Baxtered

A state of extreme drunken hilarity. Can be rated on levels 1 through 20.

"I'm so Baxtered right now", "You're so Baxtered", "I'm getting Baxtered tonight!", "Im like 20 Baxters right now"

by Miles E December 15, 2007

Baxtering

Procrastination to the point at which zero productivity or efficiency has been established always accompanied by a false sense of accomplishment. This feat is more often than not accomplished with an air of flamboyancy.

Aaron missed his deadline because instead of completing the simple task he was baxtering around the office with a scarf on.

by happydays101 January 8, 2010

Baxtered

To get caught masturbating in school; specifically in a recording room or bathroom.

Aaron: Did you hear about Brandon?
Matt: Yea, I heard he got Baxtered in the bathroom by his music teacher
Aaron: Haha yea, smh....

by bluewaffle bukkake May 19, 2010

baxter

The guy you love to hate who steals your job, girlfriend or wife.

A trusted friend and companion who steals the show, is your only friend and defends you against bears.

A cat.

(See Evan Baxter, Bruce Almighty).
(See dog, Anchorman).
(See Meow Mix).

by Awesome30 May 15, 2008

will baxter

Sex on legs with hot blue eye

I wanna smash will baxter

by Sommer Ray 6699 February 13, 2018