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battle jacket 

A denim or leather jacket worn by metalheads to show their devotion to the best musical genre on earth.

The denim kind are usually sleeveless. The leather kind are usually a converted biker jacket.

It is covered with sew-on patches with the names/logos of favorite bands. There is usually also a large backpatch covering the back of the jacket, with almost all the available space left taken up by smaller patches. Studs and/or spikes are optional, but they aren't punk jackets so don't go overboard.

Some may smell a bit due to being worn exclusively in moshpits where it can get sweaty at times.
Metalhead 1: Your battle jacket is awesome!
Metalhead 2: Yeah I know. I dare you to smell it though!
battle jacket by Andrew Melvin April 20, 2008

Bottle of Jack 

A bottle of Jack Daniels, which is a popular whiskey.
daughter: "....Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cuz when i leave for the night, i ain't com..."

father: "Stop right there, young lady! What on earth is a bottle of jack?!"

daughter: "I have no clue...it's just part of the song."

father: "I'm going to urban dictionary that sh*t."

son: "Bottle of Jack is a term for a whiskey, called Jack Daniels."

father: "gee wizz....Thanks son! stop listening to that song, dear. Kesha is a drunken slut."

daughter: "Daddy, you're ruining my life!"
Bottle of Jack by yoyoyyiggedyyo January 18, 2010

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.
Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.
battlelack by Spartans! August 7, 2006

bottlejack 

Noun: A device or place or person that raises your spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits
When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack

Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps
bottlejack by Nilgoa July 31, 2016

battleyack 

Russian sex move - to battleyack that dirty bit.
Oh I'm tottally gona battle that chick!
Dude last night I met this chick at the club, didn't even get to the parkinglot.... She totally started battleyackin me!
Don cherry was the outcome of one crazy ass battleyackin!
battleyack by abe reimer January 16, 2011