Motley Crue

The greatest band, EVER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dr. Feelgood
Kickstart My Heart
Wildside
Knock 'em Dead Kid
Looks That Kill
Girls Girls Girls!
Too Young To Fall In Love

by Spartans! November 08, 2004

chevelle

NOT A STUPID BAND. THEY AREN'T ROCK. A good ol Chevrolet Chevelle. Thee top end model of a Chevy Malibu. One of the greatest cars, ever. DETROIT MUSCLE

My brother's 70 Chevelle SS will blow the doors of your gay import.

by Spartans! January 08, 2005

Headbanger's Ball

The ONLY decent thing on that stupid ass channel called MTV. On during the late 80's through the early 90's. Hosted by a cool person named Riki Rachtman, he'd feature kickass metal. He actually knows what he talking about. There is a new version of the show, but isn't good, or the same as the old one, because today's nu metal blows.

The old Headbanger's Ball was cool because that's when metal was metal. Fuck MTV.

by Spartans! December 03, 2004

hair metal

The greatest rock, ever. Actually had talent unlike that shit called grunge. Hair metal was all about bangin' brauds, drinkin, makin' alot of money, having a great time, kicking ass, having fun and rockin'! Then that loser Cobain ruined it, and killed himself because he's a loser. Fuck Seattle. No, they didn't kill hair metal at all retards, hair metal was kickin' ass since '81 and decided to take a little break in '92, and are now back, kickin' ass again! No grunge band can ever comeback. Motley Crue is the greatest.

Hair metal has been crowned the new king!

by Spartans! November 08, 2004

the drive

Short for 106.7 The Drive, this is by far thee worst radio station in history. They claim to "Shut up and rock" when they really don't. Sure, they play alot of songs, but that's because they suck and aren't as good as Drew & Mike. Also, they play the gayest "rock" songs like that gay ass, pussy smashmouth song, phil collins, and the breakfast club bullshit. GOD! THAT'S NOT ROCK! Also, they claim to be "Detroit's official Motley Crue station" when the only Crue tune they play is Smoking In The Boy's Room, LAME. No fags, WRIF is Detroit's Motley Crue station because they interviewed Crue back in 1980 before they got huge! God I hate 106.7. Fuck those idiots!

Hehe, Gen X Mike on 106.7 The Drive and it's fans are a bunch of fags!

by Spartans! February 02, 2005

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

by Spartans! August 07, 2006

Avril Lavinge

A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.

Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.

by Spartans! December 06, 2004