Spartans!'s definitions

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

by Spartans! August 7, 2006

Trans Am

Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.

My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.

by Spartans! November 8, 2004

hair metal

The greatest rock, ever. Actually had talent unlike that shit called grunge. Hair metal was all about bangin' brauds, drinkin, makin' alot of money, having a great time, kicking ass, having fun and rockin'! Then that loser Cobain ruined it, and killed himself because he's a loser. Fuck Seattle. No, they didn't kill hair metal at all retards, hair metal was kickin' ass since '81 and decided to take a little break in '92, and are now back, kickin' ass again! No grunge band can ever comeback. Motley Crue is the greatest.

Hair metal has been crowned the new king!

by Spartans! November 8, 2004

the drive

Short for 106.7 The Drive, this is by far thee worst radio station in history. They claim to "Shut up and rock" when they really don't. Sure, they play alot of songs, but that's because they suck and aren't as good as Drew & Mike. Also, they play the gayest "rock" songs like that gay ass, pussy smashmouth song, phil collins, and the breakfast club bullshit. GOD! THAT'S NOT ROCK! Also, they claim to be "Detroit's official Motley Crue station" when the only Crue tune they play is Smoking In The Boy's Room, LAME. No fags, WRIF is Detroit's Motley Crue station because they interviewed Crue back in 1980 before they got huge! God I hate 106.7. Fuck those idiots!

Hehe, Gen X Mike on 106.7 The Drive and it's fans are a bunch of fags!

by Spartans! February 2, 2005

chaldean

Or Cameldeans, these loud ass fucks think they are hard asses from Detroit, when they aren't. They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks. Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here. They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it. Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1. I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck.

Camels, get the fuck out of MI.

by Spartans! February 4, 2005

muscle car

The best cars in history. Started in the greatest city ever, Detroit. When put against pussies like british, german or any other european cars, the muscle car will beat the shit out of it. V-8, CID, Detroit Muscle, bitch. V-12's with cylinders the size of quarters? NO!

Gumba Gumba is a douchebag, retard because he doesn't know shit about real cars, muscle cars.

Again, Gumba Gumba is a douche because he said that "the chassis will typically crumple in any accident" Uh, not really jackass, it's called steel, which is something called strong.

My T/A can tear the shit out of that fag's gay BMW.

I remember the good ol days when if someone wasn't driving a muscle car, you'd shoot them.

by Spartans! November 9, 2004

hair band

The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.

The best music is hair bands!

by Spartans! November 8, 2004