Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 27, 2018

Bathroom Book

A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.

Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!

by xxxfishnetsxxx February 27, 2009