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F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome) 

When a heavier woman acts in ways that aren't normal or positive to garner any attention she can from others.
"Last night Bertha was starting so much drama because she wanted Rick to notice her and she wanted to keep his attention off of the better looking girls. That hooker has serious F.B.S. (Fat Bitch Syndrome)."

what's twisting that bitch's tit? 

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.
Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

batch shed 

A place where you smoke and keep all your smoke&drug related accessories EXCLUSIVELY. Most commonly located in someone's backyard.
I only smoke weed in my batch shed, nowhere else.

Yo are we reaching the batch shed to smoke?

I keep my grinder, bong, and all my weed at the batch shed.

Do I have any weed in the batch shed?
batch shed by Honey Sprouse October 20, 2022

drivin' the bitch's car 

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.
"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."

Fuck Bitch's, Get Money 

Fuck Bitch's, Get Money otherwise known as F.B.G.M, is the number one rule for males that has been passed down since men have been around. First introduced by Ben Franklin who, after years of research began to express his beliefs about " Disregarding Females and Acquiring Currency." In an attempt to spread his message to the soon to be free Americans, he was mercilessly shot down by certain pussies in the continental congress who in turn were never mentioned again. However backed by Thomas Jefferson ( who we all know was the champ of F.B.G.M as demonstrated by all his chocolate fever) and many other Men they continued to profess their admiration for those four words. Through secret societies and subliminal messaging through out time they were able to pass on they're wisdom to allow men to survive this crazy world.

F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
Dude forget her. Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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Fuck Bitch's, Get Money by 4THEWU January 15, 2011

Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bachs spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
Bach's spoon by xucez December 2, 2020