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1.
A place where people take their cars to get tires and other service but little to they know they are being ripped off and talked into buying things they really dont need for their cars and the work is being done by shady "mechanics" who do half assed repairs and have their hours cut so they can barely work.
I'm going to goodyear and getting my car fixed while i wach the mechanics do shitty work and listen to the manager Glen act like an asshole to eveyone because its a retail job.
by someone2u January 07, 2009
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2.
a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.
"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better
by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003
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3.
when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his cock. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a piss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire
his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears
by one 2 three 4 April 18, 2009
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4.
An insulting word for a fat person... An alternative way of calling a fat person a 'blimp' in relation to the famous Goodyear blimps.
Hey goodyear... put the burger down and loose some weight
by DefinitionA March 20, 2011
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5.
Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.
Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!
by P.J.H October 23, 2007
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6.
Slapping a hoe while she's blowing you, and then putting her head back on your dick for her to continue the job
Erich straight up goodyeared that chick last night bro.
by Juan Cabron September 16, 2011
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