The second greatest human in the world. His power almost equals with chief keefs power. He is a true glo boy.
by bastian farivar May 6, 2022
Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.
Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…
by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023
Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.
by BiggerDiggerNig- November 1, 2023
by Dan holo June 6, 2017
by Captain Schack November 20, 2018