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1.
A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.
Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"
by Jane Oak August 01, 2009
 
2.
When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.
Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
 
3.
Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.
Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."
by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009
 
4.
One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.
Jon Thomas is a basterd!!
by JonThomas August 26, 2009
 
5.
A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes
Alex is a basterd
by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010
 
6.
A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.
For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.
by chasbro August 22, 2009
 
7.
A would-be filter bypass, if JJTublear could spell it right.
<JJTublear> trafton u basterd
by [GpW]NinjA August 13, 2003