The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.
Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.
first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
by EpC 1 February 19, 2005
by gglove.care August 6, 2017
to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.
Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.
by Conor1991 September 27, 2006
1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.
by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004
these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
by better than youuuuuu November 16, 2005
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The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.
If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.
If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.
You get the idea.
If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.
If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.
You get the idea.
by Frederik43 March 28, 2010