basketball

The best sport in the universe. It's fast paced, needs skill, can be played alone or with others, and there's a big potential to improve.

Basketball rules - it's an awesome sport that everyone should play.

by Adel7 January 13, 2008

basketball

a sport

"I just played a game of basketball."

by tad hufford,darien connecticut February 13, 2010

Basketball

It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.

Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...

by BrasilStyle July 29, 2009

basketball

an awesome sport

by hi May 22, 2003

basketball

Basketballing is a sexual act in which a male takes his testicles and forces them into the anus of their sexual partner. There are several variations: gay or straight, dribbling, slam dunking, etc. Very popular among those who enjoy kinky sex.

John: That bitch Jennifer has a sweet ass

Kyle: Yeah I would really like to shove my balls up that and give her a taste of 'the boys'

John: Totally. I would basketball her in a heartbeat.

by boyyouknowhegetstheass April 28, 2011

Basketball

Like George Carlin said: "One of the 3 real sports."

Basketball requires strategy, and agility. Out of the 3 real sports, it's the quickest paced. Basketball is normally played by taller men.

Tim: Hey Tom, Do you wanna play basketball?

Tom: Heck Yeah! It's wicked exciting!

Tim: Alright, Let's Play!

by Sport_Jock209 August 14, 2011

basketball

A really competitive sport that might get out of hand sometimes.

I need to go to my basketball game.

by savagekid12 December 14, 2017