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8.
1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 14, 2006
 
9.
the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008
 
10.
A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.
A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.
by Debbie Murphy December 14, 2007
 
11.
The act of sucking the cock of a man wearing a wrestling mask.

Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.
They were both kind of freaky so they met up for a Barton.
by Bret Michaels November 02, 2007
 
12.
Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by Mischa Barton and her vapid character "Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.
"Dude, that lecture on post-structuralist industrial artifacts was so Barton."
by SnuffDaddy September 11, 2005