A careful, meticulous swindler, who used behavioral psychologists and computer programmers to calculate every move in his campaign. Utilized the Iowa caucass in order to gain a big lead. Used his skin color to manipulate a nation.

Promised hope, change, and lower taxes from the onset.

Now gives us change.

A brilliant scheming mind, and our 44th President. Undoubtably a good man, undoubtably a genious... but in 100 days, he show he is undoubtably not a good leader.
"What's the difference between Simba the Lion and Barack Obama?"

A. "Ones and African Lion, and the other's a lyin' African."
by USMarineLeutenant May 23, 2009
A rapper in Washington DC. His hit song "Obama Care" has caused much controversy with other fans and other rappers in the community, such as Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, and Newt Gingrich.

Obama has many other popular hits such as "I'm The President," "You Can't Prove I Ain't Black," "Screw You, Donald Trump," the hit single "I Be Who I Is," and, another controversial one, "I'm Not Gay; I Don't Not Support Gay Marriage."
I believe marriage is between a man and a woman.
I am not in favor of gay marriage.
I think same sex couples should be able to get married.
—"I'm Not Gay; I Don't Not Support Gay Marriage" by Barack Obama
by FYRE150 May 26, 2012
A douche bag. Someone who promises change but change never happens. Someone who makes bullshit speeches that are filled with pretty words that make no sense. Someone who embarrasses the United States in front of millions in a foreign continent by making juvenile comments about obvious things. See: awkward and immature
"Dear Europe, I would like to apologize for the United States' arrogance. Thank you and goodnight." -Barack Obama
by Barack Obama is dumb April 05, 2009
1. A very charismatic man who won the democratic nomination for president and the general election- because a lot of idiot Americans voted for him.

2. A moronic socialist who doesn't have the experience or intelligence to run a country the size of Rhode island.

3. A man who ran his entire campaign based on "change" and fooled everyone into thinking it was new and innovative when Clinton used the exact same theme.

4. One
Big
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America
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1. Oh dear god I'd rather have Hillary Clinton in the oval office than Barack Obama! Now that's saying something....

2. Cost of Barack Obama's first month in office: 1,200,000,000,000
Electing a black man President of the USA: Priceless!
by sarcasm344 March 26, 2009
A joke to our entire nation. Slow (dumb) people believe hes a god send, but in reality hes nothing more than a figure head whose approval rating gets lower everyday because every day that passes, he does something that's completely retarded (i.e.: Trying to close Guantanamo Bay, Beer Summit, Inability to speak without a teleprompter, Saying he visited 57 states, Universal health care for the lazy).
"Shit Billy, you know nothing about the economy, war or politics. Who the fuck are you, Barack Obama?"
by Boogida August 01, 2009
He is the 44th president of the United States. The first non fully white president to be elected into office. He continues on with George W Bush's war policies.
We are still in Iraq and Afghanistan. What happened to your promise of immediately withdrawing our troops overseas Mr. Barack Obama, hmmmm?
by Striker122 January 04, 2010
A big lying son of a bitch who thinks he can fix the economy with a little hope and fairy dust but it just isn't gonna happen. He says he can do all this shit that the president can not do; not because he's black but if any of his ideas dont come to be he will use that excuse.
Man: Hey Barack Obama, how are you going to fix the economy

Obama: With my black magic and large vocabulary! I bullshit out my ass all the time and people don't even realize it!
by IMnotRACISTfaggots!!! March 05, 2009

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