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Frozen banana pop 

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.
My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.
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pop a banana 

Verb.

1. A slang term for ejaculating. To cum, skeet, and bust a nut, respectively.

2. The act of applying pressure to a banana until the yellow skin pops, secreting the paste-like fruit within.
"Aaah, aaah, I'm going to pop a banana!"

"My girlfriend totally let me pop a banana on her face yesterday."

"Shit, I popped the banana at the bottom of my back pack."

"Do you mind if I pop a banana for breakfast?"

banana popsicle 

Doesn't really mean anything other than what it is; but you can trick your innocent friends into thinking its really referring to a drug.
Emmy: I just had a banana Popsicle

Veronica: emmy, I don't think you know what that means do you?
Emmy: it means I just ate a banana Popsicle?
Veronica: emmy, banana Popsicle is street name for insert drug
Emmy: OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
banana popsicle by 37chickenducks October 6, 2016

banana popsicle 

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.
Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best
banana popsicle by blehemoth August 1, 2013

bananapop 

something that's very epic and cool, i.e. litty
Broski, that's so bananapop!

Oh no, grandma's dead! That's not very bananapop!
bananapop by lil mutton June 12, 2022

bananapoopypants

A sex position at which the male is fucking the female from the back with a hole that he made in her pants and she poops then the male proceeds to shove a banana in the asshole
Margaret: Jason gave me a bananapoopypants last night
Katie: how was it?
Margaret: it was amazing!

bananapple 

a hybrid of a banana and an apple
Foo: Bananas or Apples?

Bar: I can't decide! Bananapple?
bananapple by ra ra x3 April 20, 2010