Banana Juice

After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.

Banana Juice by Pepper November 8, 2004

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When someone asks you a ridiculous question or you're too lazy to answer, you say Banana Juice.

Guy 1 - "Hey what's the square root of 63958386745954?"
Guy 2 - "Banana Juice"

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hot banana juice

semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.

lisa: my throat hurts

jerry: oh i have something to make it better

lisa: u do? what is it?

jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything

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the best kind of juce there is. theoretically, anyway, because no one has tried it yet. it just sounds awesome.

Ali found a can of pine-orange banana juice concentrate in her freezer and immediately opened it and stuck it in hot water.

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