corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004

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ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004

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Ballwash

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

Ballwash by stealyourface September 15, 2010

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Ballsaxophone

(Noun)

Ballsaxophone occurs when a ratchet is giving you head and right as she goes balls deep (Chin must contact testicles)
she simultaneously sneezes letting loose the sound of an elephant stepping on an duck. This is typically mistaken by your apartment complex neighbor as an out of tune saxophone.

Ted: "I can't sleep hon, the neighbor Jamaal is playing that damn Saxophone again, he must be a composer by now."

Sarah: "That isn't an instrument babe, that was just a Ballsaxophone. Back to bed, she will get some Flonase soon."

Ballsaxophone by Yale Literary Definition Inc. December 12, 2022

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