the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana
My eyelids weigh 100 balloons
#measurement #heavy #eyelids #smoke #marijuana #penis #coke #guido #guest bed
by Julie Handcock November 16, 2007
Balloon is a word to describe when someone has been out on the sesh all night and escsalades in a moment of sheer joy,jubilation and insanity
Matt Woodward from Gorbishire he just loves ballooning........
#ballon #baloon #ballloon #freaking out #baoon
by bellend, wammy n ginge September 07, 2006
A trick done using your ball sack.

Great in the dressing room or at a party in front of the guys.
Let your sack skin hang out from your fingers and blow on your thumb...gradually releasing a nut into your palm. Making it as if you're blowing up you sack.

This is a called "the balloon"

#balloon #nut trick #thinking rat brain #bah #hee
by Bahia July 29, 2006
1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.
1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!
by toastface August 07, 2005
A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.
Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004
(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.
Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.

Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."
#ballooning #rectum #ballon #balloning #baloon
by achroom March 21, 2006
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