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8.
A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
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9.
Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.
Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.
by Sastwatch September 24, 2008
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10.
A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group).

An object used to shut up small children.
Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face.

Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.
by Kellen Olson April 26, 2005
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11.
1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin
If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.
by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2011
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12.
people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.。•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*。.あ*.:۞。*゚’゚・

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!
people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.。•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*。.あ*.:۞。*゚’゚・†ஐ◄
by csayle84 aka timmy June 30, 2009
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13.
A penis
Once i looked at her, My balloon started to blow up.
by Mr. Jesus, the fish July 14, 2010
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14.
the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana
My eyelids weigh 100 balloons
by Julie Handcock November 16, 2007
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