Ball Sniffing

The act of sniffing one's own balls in order to get a high on your awesome man smell.

Dan uses ball sniffing as a way to escape his problems at home.

Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."

Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"

Ball Sniffing by slamdunkpeices888 May 7, 2010

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Ball Sniffing

A non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.

Guy-"Hey Brooke, where's your boyfriend tonight? Weren't you too supposed to hang out"
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".

Ball Sniffing by Keeper of Realness November 4, 2009

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Ball Sniffing • Ball Scratching N' Sniffin • ball buster • ball licker • ball washer • Ball Pit • ball-up • ball hair • ball hog • ball out

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin

Scratching Your Testicles and Sniffing Your Hand

He be ball scratching n' sniffin

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin by Joe Balls EDP445 August 15, 2022

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Ballsniffing

Ballsniffing is a process by which the person does or likes something absolutely disgusting in the eyes of the public, however a minority of people like it but cannot show that to the public fearing social backlash. It can be used in a variety of situations.

The name comes from actual ball sniffing because it has a distinctive (often disgusting) odor, yet a minority of people like it but they cannot declare that publicly because they'll be seen as disgusting frowned-upon people.

"He likes pineapple on Pizza, I wish I can change his ballsniffing taste"

Ballsniffing by Morad Abdelrasheed December 6, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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